Pulling This One Out Of My Ass
Since I have absotively nothing to say -- and yet SO much! -- I'm just going to start rambling and see where this goes.
I'm sitting at Allan's kitchen table, about to get that next mug of coffee that I really don't need. What was that SNL skit? Coffee Achievers? The only thing I achieve with my coffee consumption is regular bowel movements.
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Okay, I'm back. Speaking of pooping, I had a dream about Dooce the other night. She and her husband came to visit me and Allan to talk about blogging. Okay. Now tell me, how much of a loser am I for dreaming about star bloggers and blogging? And this, when I can't even produce a decent blog entry! There must be SOME correlation.
It's not as if I don't encounter interesting subject matter these days. I do. I could blog about lovely Lexington; the charming Kentucky twang; the horse farm we visited; Charlie and the Chocolate Factory AND Johnny Depp AND his connection to Lexington; my new haircut; the food I've been eating (and pooping; if I talk about poop, maybe my readership will increase); my hair stylist, Ashley; Old Navy; the fact that Allan and I cook so well together, and that is NOT a metaphor; and the list goes on.
Anyone else singing Sonny and Cher in his or her head?
Yeah, the list goes on.
How about this idea that I'm blatantly stealing from other bloggers: Got any questions for me? Leave a comment or question, and I'll post answers in a later post. Maybe it'll help me get my blog mojo back.
*No linkage due to laziness.
New haircut?
Posted by: Lee | July 21, 2005 at 10:41
No no no, talking about Poop doesn't get people to your website! It's all about references to the female anatomy. Coupled with vague fuzzy pictures that you really cannot tell quite what they are but are the right skin color keeps your readers glued to your page trying to figure out just which of the many anatomy parts you are talking about the picture references. That's how you get readers, yup I am certain of it. Well....maybe.
Posted by: Rand | July 21, 2005 at 11:07
I have a question: Why haven't you posted pictures of the new 'do yet?
Posted by: Bonnie | July 21, 2005 at 11:21
you steal from other bloggers? that proposterous! glad you're cooking so well with allan and continue to have a great time in the US.
Posted by: angel | July 21, 2005 at 12:20
I want photos of the new do and of some of the dishes that you and Allan are cooking. (IN THE KITCHEN!) Get busy--allez!!
Posted by: Margaret | July 21, 2005 at 12:55
you are in the us...that is how i read angel's comment! that is kind of a metaphor.
anyway, i have to do what you do, and start rambling. I have a hard time coming up with ideas. For my creative job, and my creative life outside of my job...
one of the bloggers told me she has a notebook beside her bed, inher car, in her purse,and at her job...that may help...
;-)
Posted by: melanie | July 21, 2005 at 19:54
It's amazing how many bloggers write about their bowel movements ;-) lol
Ok here's my question - do you hate peas too??? :)
Posted by: Carrie | July 22, 2005 at 10:42
If a train leaves Cleveland heading west at 35 mph, and a train leaves Denver headed east at 47 mph, when will they pass?
Posted by: Patrick | July 22, 2005 at 20:28
La nouvelle coupe de cheveux!
La nouvelle coupe de cheveux !
Bon j'arrête ...
Au fait, poop ça veut bien dire ce que je pense ?
Posted by: L'ex petit collègue chauve | July 24, 2005 at 03:04
My benefits for drinking coffee are the same ones. *lol*
Posted by: anica | July 25, 2005 at 16:59