- I can't think of anything to say.
- This afternoon at the store I saw a woman pick her nose and eat the booger.
- She was really well-dressed and was wearing make-up.
- Unlike me, who was wearing Old Navy lounging pants, a college shirt, and sneakers.
- Telle une américaine...
- But I wasn't picking my nose in Auchan.
- I went there to get some last minute things before Allan's arrival, including this and this.
- Yes, kangaroo.
- Stop saying "ewwww."
- Boing.





Boing indeed!
I can't wait.
I love you.
Posted by: Allan | December 12, 2005 at 15:36
What flavor was hers? What flavor was yours?
Posted by: bhd | December 12, 2005 at 15:48
1. pauvre bête.
2. c'est le pantalon que tu portais le jour à la petite teuf de fin d'année ?
Posted by: t'as trouvé combien à l'équation | December 12, 2005 at 15:50
Je sais que vous et Allan aurez un temps merveilleux ensemble, avec ou sans le kangourou.
Joyeux Noël!
(Sorry, my french is a little rusty)
Posted by: LittleMike | December 12, 2005 at 16:12
Lookit little Mike with his trema and everything! I can't put on accents or don't have the patience for it. Is kangaroo good? (I have possibly forgotten how to spell the word in English!)
Posted by: Margaret | December 12, 2005 at 20:54
does your auchan have employees on rollerskates? ours does. but our nosepickers are not so well dressed.
Posted by: madame l. | December 13, 2005 at 01:06
madame l.: I didn't see any rollerskated employees yesterday. But I did see the fishmonger personally deliver a tiny container of what must have been caviar, so that the customers wouldn't just stick it in their pockets and get the hell out of there.
Margaret: Yes, kangaroo meat is good. Nice and tender. They sell it here at holiday time and in some restaurants all year round.
LittleMike: Merci! Joyeux Noël à toi et à JolieFemme
t'as trouve (c'est trop long! Al1): 1) je ne suis plus végétarienne, et 2) comme j'ai dit, ce n'est pas le même pantalon. J'aurais pas porté mes lounging pants pour aller serrer la main du chef, quand même!
bhd: I am not even going to think about answering that question.
Allan: your plane is now on the ground. I'll pick you up at the train station in less than 5 hours.
Posted by: Alison | December 13, 2005 at 01:25
Kangaroo? Oh the humanity.
Posted by: Chris | December 13, 2005 at 08:36
Boing! LOL
Y'all have fun!
Posted by: laprincessa | December 13, 2005 at 15:21
Chris,
Or... is that Kangaroo-ity?
Posted by: LittleMike | December 13, 2005 at 16:17
I can't wait to go to work tomorrow and tell everyone this story!
Kangaroo sounds interesting. I have eaten ostrich and loved it. I have yet to have Buffalo meat.
Posted by: Susan | December 13, 2005 at 16:23
Emm I think you were drinking what I was LOL!
Posted by: mrsmogul | December 14, 2005 at 05:56